slugsy
“slugsy”, “slugsy malone” “sluggers” or simple “the slug” is the t-tle earnt by a stoner, showcasing their talents of being stoned constantly, and prioritising marijuana above all hobbies, friends, work and anything else that would normally carry more importance to normal people. slugsy can normally be found alone in a small, darkened room, relighting b-tt spliffs. slugzy malones may leave their rooms to go outside to socialise, but will always end up too stoned to communicate, move, or function to any normal standard that would be somewhat acceptable. during conversations slugsy’s will mong out and not listen to a thing that is said, unless you are talking about weed. slugsy’s are really unreliable and are always late for everything.
example 1:
human: ” hey man, you wanna come out for a couple hours?”
slugsy: “ahhh, uhhhh, (5 minutes of grumbling) uhh not sure man, can’t be -rs-d really, do you wanna come round mine for a spliff?”
example 2:
human: “if you don’t press the b-tton all your family will die! press it!”
slugsy: “huh? sorry man i wasn’t listening, i’m really stoned.”
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