slum dumplin
a slightly overweigbt, lower cl-ss woman who only looks attractive after midnight.
doug: did you see that slum dumplin last night that wouldn’t stop playing journey on the jukebox?
james: yeh. she showed me the backseat of her ’86 camaro later.
doug: glad you didn’t bring her back to the house.
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