slummpy


the feeling you have after getting knocked out for being an -ss in a fight, usually an unexpected blow.

aka getting slumped and then eventually waking up with a headache and all that knocked out stuff, ala missing teeth, broken ribs, and lumps on the head from the slump attack.
“i was a jerk to the wrong guy at the bar and he slumped the cr-p out of me.

“i woke up feeling slummpy as all h-ll, double vision and the works.

“hopefully i can drive home with this concussion, boy am i feeling sleepy…”
depressed and quiet but in a cute way. too move slow…. not having in pep in your step. just real layed back and goes along with the flow and doesn’t say much. just picture how a sloth moves and acts.
hey wait up your walking too fast i am feeling slummpy today.

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