slump goggles
refers to the clouded judgment of a man/woman in a slump, who, in their desire to break the slump, aim for something they’re not going to get, when they really should just get themselves a slump buster].
paul rudd’s character in ’40 year old virgin’ was wearing slump goggles for most of the movie, especially in regards to his ex-girlfriend.
joe: i think i really love jen. maybe she’ll finally take me back.
bill: don’t waste your time, because you’re not going to get any. take your slump goggles off and get yourself a fattie. it’ll be good for you.
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