slumpbust
an extremely unappealing woman, usually of the genus fatticus femininis. while grizzly in appearance, the slumpbust serves a valuable purpose. a man who finds himself in a slump (whether in baseball or some other aspect of life) may attempt to break or bust that slump by taking home a local slumpbust and riding that slump into oblivion. please note that a man who has s-x with a slumpbust is making a tremendous sacrifice with the intent of self-improvement, and therefore should not be subjected to ridicule and torment by his peers.
she’s pretty hot, but her friend is a total slumpbust.
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