slumpbuster

a female or male companion that you have intercourse with after a long period of time, not getting laid, and have no intention of contacting again.
i banged the front desk girl at the hotel last night and she was a total slumpbuster.

i need to find me a slumpbuster tonight.
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when someone is having trouble getting laid, they’re in a slump. when you’re in a slump, you need an easy score to get your confidence back up and break the slump – a slumpbuster. often this means lowering your standards, and sleeping with someone you would never otherwise -ssociate with. the term is obviously negative, and can even damage the reputation of someone who uses it; it implies that the “slumpbuster”‘s only purpose is to screw someone who’s desperate for s-x, and also implies that the person invoking the term uses women for s-x. use with caution; it tends to make things worse for everyone involved.
“she was a slumpbuster.”
baseball players believe that by having s-x with an unattractive female, they can end their slump. therfore a slump buster is the unattractive female that they have s-x with, in hopes of busting their slump.
manny ramirez told pedro martinez that the reason why he’s been hitting so many homeruns lately, is because he hooked up with a lot of slump busters when he was in a slump.
a promiscuous and/or unattractive woman with whom a man would normally have nothing to do – however he sleeps with her anyways because he’s in a slump.
come on man, it was a slumpbuster.
the belief, commonly held by baseball players, that by sleeping with an overweight and unattractive women they can break their slump.
a slump being the period of time when a player is not playing their best or is under preforming.
“dude before today you weren’t able to hit yourself out of a paper bag. whats the deal?”

“dude i know! last night i found myself a slumpbuster.”
a large, unatractive, girl, most commonly with low self esteem, incorperated in s-x with one that is suffering from a slump. (see slump)
mitch- “dude when was the last time you got layed?”
wess- “yah it’s been a while but don’t worry, i got me a slump buster last night so i should be good.”
when a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease-ridden sk-nk and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.
a rod picked up a slumbuster at the bar last night.
banging some fat ugly b-tch because you can. you haven’t had any in awhile so a slump buster is what you need to get some confidence back to higher cl-ss hizat’s. typically a slump buster is a grenade or a m.u.f.f.
it was valentine’s day so wes’ negative game was working somehow, so he picked up a slump buster and then had a successful rest of the year with hizat’s.