Slumpkin
the act of auto-f-ll-t– whilst in the throes of defecation.
joey was so trashed last friday that while he was dropping a deuce, he decided to give himself a slumpkin, p-ssed out, rolled forward and woke up covered in his own sh-t.
the act of masturbating on the toilet while squeezing out a cleveland steamer. aka, the self-blumpkin.
melvin would often sneak into the bathroom for a quick slumpkin to beat the office dullard.
the natural evolution of the blumpkin. this entails having s-x while taking a sh-t.
alex- last night i was with elizabeth, and i had to take a sh-t.
collin- so what did you do?
alex- i suggested a blumpkin.
sean- and….
alex- she didn’t want to give me head.
collin- so….
alex- i got a slumpkin.
sean and collin- you dog!
sumpkin- the act of a female pleasuring a man’s -sshole with her tongue while he urinates.
“dude i asked angie for slumpkin tonight.”
while taking a large, much needed dump, you decide to jerk off.
what’s taking him so long in the bathroom? a slumpkin perhaps.
gettin a blumpkin (head on toilet) while watching slum dog millionare
“dude, lindsay gave me a slumpkin”
other guy- “shes quite the crack wh-r-”
first guy-“f-ck it lets deface the local mcdonalds by writing wiener on the wall next to a d-ck
like a blumpkin, recieve a bl-w j-b while taking a shat but u have the squirts
i was gonna give da b-tch a blumpkin but i took it to da next level, she got a slumpkin instead blumpkin
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