slumployment


slum.ploy.ment, slum.ploy.ee, slum.ploy.er:

coined in 2011 by the anonymous blogger of www.slumployment.blogspot.com

slum.ploy.ment – (noun) a job in which someone is corporately enslaved, grossly underpaid, and generally exploited by clueless d-ckwads who are oblivious to the full consequences of their souless, mercenary business model.
this minimum wage job with sh-tty hours, busted equipment, and no breaks is slumployment.

my d-ckwad boss is a slumployer.

i hate being a slumployee.

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