Slumpmonkey
(noun), pertaining to an individual employed for the express purpose of testing the physical properties of fresh concrete. this is a generally derogatory term, used in the construction industry to describe construction special inspectors, and implies a lack of sophistication and experience with such work.
construction superintendent: “we’ve got concrete to pour and the d-mned slumpmonkey is holding us up.”
experienced concrete inspector to trainee: “don’t talk back to me, you’re just a d-mned slumpmonkey.”
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