slurking


lurking while not doing anything in particular, or of use. particularly applies to late nights, when thought is difficult.
ted: hey mike, what’re you doing up at 3 am?
mike: slurking.
ted: oh. so you’re like … browsing 4chan?
mike: nah. just slurking.
this is what i was told back in high school. it’s when 2 men have -n-l s-x and then one man c-ms up the other guy’s -ss. then that guy who came sucks the c-m back out the -ss with a straw. hmm.
ted and fred love to slurk each other.

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