Slurp n Turf
when a female f-cks up bad enough to warrant reparations, paid out by the act of cooking a fillet naked, then as the male eats said fillet, proceeds to “slurp” the males c-ck.
bob’s wife got too drunk and gave out her number at a bar, so she had to give a slurp n turf to bob.
when someone asks for a sip of your drink, you leave a piece of food (usually meat) in your straw so that they get a mouthful with their first swig!
that guy asked for a taste of my c-ke, and gagged after he got some vintage slurp-n-turf.
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