Slurpee Day


the date 07-11-(insert any year here). this is the day that the amazing store 7 11 gives away free slurpies!
fred: hey where are you at? i’ve been waiting at the texaco station for you for an hour!

tom: f-ck texaco, it’s slurpee day at 7 11!!!!!

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