Slurpee Sloppys


noun

the dirty clothes you pull out of the hamper and throw on yourself, regardless how dirty they are, when you need that slurpee from 7-11 at 2 a.m.

mary: hey honey, i’m really craving a cherry slurpee from 7-11, can you go get me one?

tom: but i’m in my underwear, it’s 2a.m. i and don’t wanna get up.

mary: just go into the hamper and grab some “slurpee sloppys” to put on

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