Slurpie Mountaineers


a group of people in northern california who go hiking for kicks, but don’t take it too seriously and aren’t obsessed with health, just having fun.
person 1: “whoa, who are those cool kids trekking up that trail and having a h-lla good time?”
person 2: “those are the slurpie mountaineers!”

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