Slurping Schlong


committing the act of f-ll-t– on a human male. while it can be used to mean sucking the p-n-s of a single male s-x partner it is usually used pejoratively to describe someone of s-xually promiscuous behavior.
ted: did you hear that your sister was totally slurping schl-ng at that party last night!

bob: dude that’s my sister!

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