Slurping the Dregs
when you go out and the only girls you can hook-up with are the ones no one else will touch with a 10 foot pole.
guy 1: dude. how was the party last night. any hotties?
guy 2: a few, but i struck out with all of them.
guy 1: oh. so it was a game of solitaire for you last night.
guy 2: nah. i got mega-trashed and went home with this hairy, “big-boned” midget with a couple teeth missing. man, good thing my memory is a bit hazy from last night.
guy 1: dude!!! slurping the dregs!
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