Slurpse


a sly chirpse – not blatent – but an equally respected and successful bread winner as the original chirpse

can be negated with sloppy as a precursor; sloppy slurpse
guy 1 “you get on that girl last night?”
guy 2 “yeah, cl-ssic phone steal and ‘find”
guy 1 “f-cking good slurpse”

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