slurpy
gettin head. when a girl orally pleases you. it involves suckin and is messy if not done correctly, hints the name.
“hey girl, how bout servin me up a slurpy”
an icey sugary substance that makes your head freeze and gives you headaches from the extreme food coloring.
apu: “welcome to quik e mart you buy slurpy? i mean burrito? i mean… come to my 7 11 i buy you all free slurpies!!”
otherwise known as a “sloppy burpie.” it’s a modified version of the crossfit exercise the “burpie.” this happens when your body reaches exhaustion during a crossfit wod and causes your burpie form to lack.
“dude, i was so tired during yesterday’s wod that my burpies started looking like slurpies.”
the act of going down on a girl while she takes a dump; akin to the blumpy, but for girls.
spencer: “dude are you taking a dump??”
carmen: “yea, it’s gross too. come give me a slurpy.”
spencer: “okay.”
when you c-m in your b-tch, then eat that p-ssy out
dude last night i gave my girl a slurpy. she calls me the slurpy king.
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