slurring your thoughts


similar to slurring your words or slurring your text; it is a condition that occurs while drunk when your mind gets slurred. you think about things you would never thing about or you can’t put together what people are saying or doing. when your are slurring your thoughts is usually the time you being to think s-xting your ex is good idea but you end up slurring your text and they never understand.
me: hey, what’s up?
you: i think we are in the land of dinosaurs, are those two dinosaurs making out?
me: dude, your really slurring your thoughts, i think you’ve had enough to drink.

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