Slurrson


a sloth-like lazy person with a dibilitating disease known simply as slurrsonitis. there is no known cure for slurrsonitis and it is contagious.
oh man i can’t go to cl-ss the slurrsonitis is really kicking in today….

chelsea wont get up off the futon, she’s really being a slurrson.

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