Slurth
hideous disgusting creature that can plague your family into becoming a slurth
kelly: ew did you see that slurth
marlena: you know it we should probaly go kill it
kelly: that is for sure
noun
1. the worst thing in the world. the worst thing that you can ever call anyone ever.
2. a hideous and ugly beast creature that will plague your family for 3 centuries.
3. 65 steps up from snark and 117 steps up from sloth in terribleness.
-warning if you are a slurth the world wants to kill you, so carefully guard your body from it. you should probably just crawl into a cave for enternity.-
henry: “that girl is such a slurth.”
susan: “yeah i know.”
henry: “we should probably kill her.”
susan: “how is thursday for you?”
1. brittney’s father(really hot mom!!!)
2. matthew’s father
3. alex’s father
4. probably the most awesome baseball player in the history of planet earth (approx. 60 billion years and who knows how many friggin people).
5. the b-tchinest -ssed m-th-f-cka alive
6. also known as “seth” (see seth, all def. except #10 and beyond invariably apply{unless they change that sh-t})
1-3. hi daddy!!!
4. slurth drops bombs like a b-52.
5. hey slurth!!! i heard you did my mom!!! that is sweet!!! (only applies to mothers who are relativley hot{7-10 on 10 point scale})
6. seth and slurth are one and the same.
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