Slush Machine


the act where a man/woman sticks a popsicle up their lover’s -ss and lets it melt in there before bending down to drink it out of their -ss, taking on the nature of a slush machine you would find at a 7-eleven.
the ac was broken and it was sooo freaking hot, so karli and i resorted to cooling each other off with the slush machine until the air conditioner repairman got here.

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