Slut Coma
a state of utter and total defeat. absolute exhaustion.
the term is often used after discovering a partner has no intentions of dating you, or admitting to it, really. they will keep your hopes up, when in fact, you’re just a leachy, h-rny mistake. the “sl-t” is probably f-cking someone very close to you.
the sl-t is extremely attractive and thought to be the be-all, end-all as far as dating goes. the victim is often attractive as well, and has always ended relationships. so the first time it happens for the victim is when their feelings are the strongest.
unless left untreated (keeping in contact with the sl-t), the coma can last up to 3 years. on one occasion i’ve seen it last to 5.
a “sl-t coma” can prevent confidence, an erection, social opportunities to meet new mates, and most notably, a hollow glazed-look for long periods of time.
you: dude, c-ssandra has been texting me on and off for like 3 months. i saw her at the bar last night and she didn’t even look at me! we had an awesome week but now i think she’s f-cking my brothers best friend… i thought she was the one, man.
friend: f-ck man, you know what you’re in?
you: what?
friend: a “sl-t coma,” man. a f-cking sl-t coma.
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