Slut Discount
this is the discount available as a reward for staying faithful to a prost-tute. if you frequently visit the same wh-r-, you might be offered a “sl-t discount” for your loyalty. very rare, but from time to time it does happen.
simon: i’ve been seeing the same prost-tute for about 3 months now and last night she said that because i was a regular client, and loyal, i deserved a “sl-t discount”. i now only have to pay £20 for the full works, it used to be £30.
lee: thats brilliant, what are you going to do with the money you save?
simon. well, its my wife’s birthday soon, so i might take her out for a nice meal.
lee: your such a romantic, she is lucky to have you.
simon: yeah, i know.
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