slut o’clock


starting from the stroke of midnight, an hour from where a girl (or guy) can be as s-xually promiscuous as they desire without judgement of their actions being cast
girl: what time is it?

guy1: -looking at watch- it’s sl-t o’clock!

girl: sweet, time to go get me schl-ngs o’plenty!

guy2: woah, what a sk-nk!

guy1: hey, retract that comment kind sir! for if one had looked at their watch they would see that it is midnight and thus sl-t o’clock!

guy2: i do apologise, go about your business fair maiden and good day to you sir!

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