Slut-ometer
the innate sense that most males are born with that tells them who is a sl-t, who isn’t, and how much of a sl-t that person is. often expressed with beeping noises.
dude 1: look at that chick wearing the tube-top!
dude 2: sl-t-ometer is on!
dude 3: beep-beep-beep…
(girl gets closer)
dude 3: beepbeepbeep
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