Slut-shamer
the saviours of our universe. sl-ts are my least favourite kind of people. they’re so annoying and so in denial. it’s even worse when they’re not in denial, though. it’s not something you should be proud of.
sl-t: i just had s-x with a random stranger!
me (sl-t-shamer): eww, you filthy disgusting sl-t!
sl-t-defender: it’s her right as a woman! s-xist, even though you’re a girl yourself!
me: alright, fruitcake, two f-cking things. first of all, there is such thing as a male sl-t, and second of all, if you think that one of the best attributes of a woman is to f-ck as many people as possible, then yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, mistah – are the s-xist. and actually, it’s also s-xist to -ssume that all sl-ts are women. off you skedaddle.
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