slut vaccine


the new vaccine for hpv (an std,human papillomavirus (hpv).
meant to imply that hpv is a disease of promiscuity. (actually untrue.) the vaccine is intended to thwart hpv which is generally responsible for cervical cancer.
mom #1: i think my daughter should get that new sl-t vaccine. she’s starting to have s-x with her boyfriend.

mom #2: yeah, that’s probably a good idea. too bad it didn’t exist when we were kids.

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