slutcracker
1. a college student’s christmas party and/or christmas vacation, in which the purpose is to hook up with as many girls who went to or currently go to your high school as possible, or whoever else is there.
2. a way to describe an intense s-xual experience, especially during the holidays
3. s-x in the hardest of forms, in which the b-tch feels that she is literally being split in two
1. when nate walked into the party, spence immediately welcomed him to the sl-tcracker and directed him to the women on santa’s naughty list.
2. jenna walked into the bedroom dressed in nothing but vicki secrets and a santa’s hat, demanding sl-tcracker s-x as her sultry voice whispered “ho-ho-ho…”.
3. “i’m really sorry bro…but i sl-tcrackered your ex the week after you two broke up.”
“dude its totally fine, i sl-tcrackered your sister last night.”
“really man, what the f-ck…”
1.) a sl-t that is of caucasian descent.
2.) a girl who is between the ages of 8 and 12 that is white and pretends to be a ho. see wigger, prost-tot
1.) look at those sl-tcrackers!
2.) jessica,britney,christina, avril are all sl-tcrackers!
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