Slutney
britney spears evil twin. sleeps with every guy in town, get’s so drunk that she throws up on your car, fondles girls, marries and get’s a divorce withing a week, and may not be so inexperienced with drugs. but britney is not like that, nooooooo… she’s a sweet innocent girl who goes to church every sunday, tells young girls not to have s-x before marriage, and she even got dumped by justin (that b-st-rd! how could he!).. while sl-tney is the one who exposes her photogenic parts (br–sts and p-ssy) and makes a scene every week just so she can sell more copies. of course everyone prefers sl-tney over britney.
parent: it’s so sad that every girl wants to be like that ho sl-tney spears.
sl-tney fan: why do everyone hate sl-tney? she’s so freakin cool d-mn it!
britney spears…because she’s a ho.
did you hear that sl-tney got married?
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