slutsauce


sl-tsauce is the juices and/or residues that are left after any sort of activity with a sl-t. sl-tsauce may include, but is not limited to: saliva, v-g-n-l secretions, -n-l secretions, sweat, tears, and blood and any combination of the fluids. sl-tsauce can also be commonly recognized by the foul aroma that generally comes with sl-ts. sl-tsauce stains are very distinct in the fact that they cannot be cleaned with a napkin or paper towels. a proper cleansing requires all stained items to be bathed or properly washed in a machine.
~smeary residue left on gl-sses after a lap dance from a stripper. “that stripper left sl-tsauce all over your specs.”
~that cause of the terrible stain you left on your best friends bed, that was caused by his girlfriend, that you just got done f-cking. “dave your girlfriend got sl-tsauce all over your pillow, my apologies, but don’t feel bad she is great at -n-l”
~period blood on your pants (as in superbad)
there is no specific recipe for sl-t sauce. it’s basically whatever you have in your fridge that isn’t completely rotten put in a pan and simmered for a while. you can put it on whatever the h-ll you want.

it gets its name because in back in the day in italy, the wh-r-s, who were poor and couldn’t afford good ingredients, would cook up whatever they could find and put it on their pasta.

it is also known as “puttanesca”.
“sh-t bro, nothing sounds good for dinner.”
“looks like it’s sl-t sauce again.”
sl-tsauce is the juices and/or residues that are left after any sort of activity with a sl-t. sl-tsauce may include, but is not limited to: saliva, v-g-n-l secretions, -n-l secretions, sweat, tears, and blood and any combination of the fluids. sl-tsauce can also be commonly recognized by the foul aroma that generally comes with sl-ts.
~smeary residue left on gl-sses after a lap dance from a stripper. “that stripper left sl-tsauce all over your specs.”
~that cause of the terrible stain you left on your best friends bed, that was caused by his girlfriend, that you just got done f-cking. “dave your girlfriend got sl-tsauce all over your pillow, my apologies, but don’t feel bad she is great at -n-l”
~period blood on your pants (as in superbad)

s-m-n that is -j-c-l-t-d because of a sl-t.
yeah baby, swallow that sl-t sauce.
a malibu bay breeze.
i need to go get that chick some sl-t sauce at the bar.
a term used for a woman that has served one or more of many franklin guests.
that sl-tsauce was experienced in the act of s-x.

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