Slutty Muffy


the act of coaxing a rich, stuck-up chick to sleep with you by misrepresenting your own personal wealth and only revealing your true affluence as you -j-c-l-t- onto her face or bosom.

an optional, yet not essential, follow-up is to conceal a stack of monopoly money in your pants and to heave it upon the female post–j-c-l-t–n with the intention of having the bills stick to her body (the -j-c-l-t- should serve as a viable adhesive).
yo homey, you rememba that country club having -ss b-tch from da club last night? yee, she thought i had mad scrilla. but den i busted her up wit a nut and a handful a rainbow bills. b-tch got a sl-tty m-ffy.

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