Slutty Puddy


what you call someone with a huge gaping v-g-n- that has been pounded so hard for so long that it resembles silly putty in that sense that you can shape it to be whatever you want.
some douche: i pounded that b-tch so hard last night i turned her v-g-n- into sl-tty puddy.

douchey friend: bro that’s f-cking word, you gotta hook me up with that b-tch.
some douche: totes!
-ended with a douchey bro fist-

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