Slutty Slurpee
a s-xual act where one takes a drinking straw and lubricates it by inserting it into the aroused v-g-n-l c-n-l. that person then takes the straw and inserts it into the r-ct-m and they begin to consume the fecal matter within the r-ct-m with sed straw.
pizza guy: hey gurl, want some chocolate with that pizza?
sl-t: i’ll slurp that sh-t up. (quite literally in this case)
pizza guy: sl-tty slurpees up in this b-tch!
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