Sly Motherfucker


one who is ridiculously smooth and overly attractive. they are very rare and scarce. they know exactly what to say and one. always. they reel you in and make you want them because they are so nice and approachable. but do they want you? probably not. sly moterf-ckers only want comparable sly motherf-ckers. sucks for you. sly motherf-ckers are often mixed race but may come in any colour. —note: when two sly motherf-ckers procreate, the offspring is often flawlessly attractive and unimaginably smooth. in other words, a dirty sly motherf-cker.
1: jeremy is an example of a mixed race, sly motherf-ckerrrr.
2: kyrstin is a white sly motherf-cker.
3: carter is a dirty sly motherf-cker. d-mn.

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