Slye’s Strudel
a delicious breakfast pastry, covered in the surgery honeydew of nirvana and filled with the blissful tastes of everlasting pleasure.
also: something you, yes, you, will never ever get.
you: o! me wantz slye’s strudel noawz!!!
slye, owner of strudel: no, you noes haz strudelz!!!
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