Smabbles
the result of smashing a vatful of fruity pebbles with one’s p-n-s repeatedly. this is easily achievable if one is male or a prost-tute.
“did you see what betty just did with her cereal?”
“yeah! she just turned it into smabbles! she must be a prost-tute.”
“but she’s only 5…years…old…”
“soooooooon….”
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