smack cracker
an inbred sheep d-ckin’, illiterate / hillbilly-d poppin’, white trash (or not) southern racist with a heroin or opiate addiction. known for fathering several younger brothers (leroy, luke and levi), and a sister named may (aka mama) in an effort to boost the working population for the family’s all natural fertilizer business. a cracker so dumb, they stole oxytocin instead of oxycontin from the drug store cause they couldn’t spell. a cracker so dumb, they still use manure as the “secret ingredient” for binding the sowbelly n’ tuna croquettes.
luke: how many times do i have to ask you may, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. don’t make me insist on it now.
may: you’re not the only one in this family with problems.
luke: when my brother, i mean my daddy is dead and buried, i’ll be the next one in line to be gettin’ with you regular like.
may: that’s fine thinking luke! you mean to tell me, “when that smack cracker brother father of our’s dies for the h-ll he has caused this family’s gene pool”, you gonna be my daddy too?
luke: who said anything about gettin’ a pool!
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