Smack in the chops
a punch to the face, for the purpose of getting someone to wake up to themselves. can be a back-hander, or an open-handed slap also. as long as it gets the message across.
that bloke is right up himself! someone ought to give him a good smack in the chops, and tell him to pull his head in.
slang for “jack in the box”
whatcha havin’ for lunch?
smack in the chops
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