smack it


to m-st-rb-t-. a synonym of spank it. “it” refers to the p-n-s.
brandon: “dude, want to head over to pat o’briens and catch the sox game?”
mac: “uh…maybe later. your sister just put up a new facebook alb-m full of spring break bikini pics, and she’s looking pretty d-mn good. i’m just gonna hang out here and smack it to that a few times.”
brandon: “what??? oh no you didn’t! the only smacking that’s going to happen is me smacking you up!”
similar to f-ck it, but without the swearing required. used to describe something you don’t want to do, or something bad that has happened. origin; new zealand navy
pers 1 “hey dude, want to come for a feed tomorrow?”
pers 2 “um yeah, let mething about it. smack it”

pers 1 “hey the boss wants to see you”
pers 2 “argh, smack it!”

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