Smack the Smurf
the act of facilitating a collision between one’s motor vehicle a mark iv volkswagen golf tdi painted in a specific shade of blue. this act generally occurs in conjunction with foul weather conditions. however, its true and ostensibly more vituperative meaning remains veiled in secrecy; known only to a select group of american ex patriots and german nationals residing in the stuttgart area.
usage 1
person a: “you look down, what’s wrong?”
person b: “yeah… it’s sleeting out and i totally thought i had enough room in the lot but sure enough -bam!- smack the smurf.”
person a: “sucks man”
usage 2
person a: “so uh did you…?”
person b: “oh yeah, totally smacked the smurf”
person c: “niiiiiiice”
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