smackass
one who thinks they know-it-all, but couldn’t tell you their -ss from their elbow.
some smack-ss at poker last night was insisting that a three-of-a-kind beats a flush.
that smack-ss drives a jeep, but tells everyone he owns a truck.
(v) to be extremely lazy, refraining from situations that involve energy such as physical activity and or body movement.
(n) one who refuses to do anything benificial with their time
yo what are you doing man, you tryin to go to the y?
na man, i got sh-t to do. i gotta smack-ss from at least 12-4. yeeeahhh
-dip sh-t
-dumb-ss
-one who did a stupid thing, and now you all f-cked
jake!, you smack -ss, you trying to get us caught or something??
a person who constantly annoys people either for the fun of it or he/she is just completely stupid knowing that he/she will obviously get in trouble with a painful punishment (hitting, yelling, scolding, grounding, etc).
“could you get that little smack–ss off of my lawn?”, “keep that smack–ss away from me!”, “you smack–sses are going to get it now!”
worse than wack–it’s derogatory fer sher
however–there is an alternate meaning to be used only when it’s reallllly good.
bad: that guy is a smack–ss ho for coming to your party and actin’ up like that.
good: we played a smack–ss game of poker last night and my boyfriend walked with the pot!
to grovel to one’s superior with no regard to dignity or shame. one who performs the act of groveling.
hey bill, look at bob. he’s always in the boss’ office smacking -ss. he’s too lazy to get that promotion.
im talking to you, smack -ss. didn’t i tell you to bring my coffee in here by 8:00 a.m.? it is now 8:10 and i don’t see my cup on my desk.
a combination smart-ss and jack-ss is a smack-ss
phuong is a smack-ss.
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