smackered
when one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your p-n-s. 2: wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out “all the water the uk has to offer” or 3: cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming “it’s totally fine it wasn’t saggy”.
“oii you f-ckin c-nt! did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? you must be smackered!”
or
“seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? i was absolutely invoiced.”
“mate, tell me about it, i f-cked a tramp’s dog, he was watching. yep i was smackered.com”
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