smadge
comes from the colloquial abbreviation of v-g-n- (vadge). referring to a smelly v-g-n-.
mmm… that smadge is smelly!
the act of smadging has minor similarities to gonzoing, but instead of the scr-t-m and p-n-s, the smadge-er uses his/her -n-s.
for executing the perfect smadge, one could be at a party and waits for a partic-p-nt of the social gathering to p-ss out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol (tequilla makes this happen much more quicker, therefore smadging becomes a much more efficient process).
the smagde-er then needs to approach his/her drunken target (or the smadge-ee) and proceed to whip down his/her trousers plus underwear (a girl wearing a skirt and going commando could make for a much more amusing smadge), and hold his/her -ss crack open by pulling the cheeks apart, then place the target’s nose in between the crack.
the smadge-er then close his/her -ss cheeks clamping the nose in place, and use a rubbing/slappiion with the hands to cause the -ss cheeks to move back and forth (which may brown-nose the target if you’re filthy sc-m).
this is smadging.
there can be many variations of a smadge, such as the wet smadge. this involves the same process as a normal smadge, with the exception of including flatulence once the smadge is initiated.
look! phil’s p-ssed out! let’s give him a good ol’ smadge!
-or-
i’m gonna give that prat a smadging he’ll never forget
the act of smadging has minor similarities to gonzoing, but instead of the scr-t-m and p-n-s, the smadge-er uses his/her -n-s.
for executing the perfect smadge, one could be at a party and waits for a partic-p-nt of the social gathering to p-ss out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol (tequilla makes this happen much more quickly, therefore smadging becomes a much more efficient process).
the smagde-er then needs to approach his/her drunken target (or the smadge-ee) and proceed to whip down his/her trousers plus underwear (a girl wearing a skirt and going commando could make for a much more amusing smadge), and hold his/her -ss crack open by pulling the cheeks apart, then place the target’s nose in between the crack.
the smadge-er then closes his/her -ss cheeks clamping the nose in place, and use a rubbing/slapping with the hands to cause the -ss cheeks to move back and forth (which may brown-nose the target if you’re filthy sc-m).
this is smadging.
there can be many variations of a smadge, such as the wet smadge. this involves the same process as a normal smadge, with the exception of including flatulence once the smadge is initiated.
look! phil’s p-ssed out! let’s give him a good ol’ smadge!
-or-
i’m gonna give that prat a smadging he’ll never forget
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