smaj
a minorly popular card game with confusing rules for every card value. essentially, it is a form of uno, but with even more rules. variations include: “go smaj” (or smajfish), “spitsmaj” and “smajsevens”
“do you want to play smaj?”
“yes, it’s a very fun game.”
see ‘caj’.
derivation of ‘smasual’ (shortening of ‘smart-casual’).
used when being too d-mn casual to say the whole word.
pr-nounced like first syllable of ‘casual’
me: i’m having a bit of a caj gathering tonight.
you: dress code?
me: smaj.
the bulge sprouting from the lower belt area of the abdominals forming a bubble of fattness apprearing to be a front/stomach v-g-n-.
i can see your smaj.
your smaj is showing.
can i touch ur smaj?
whats the size of ur smage?
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