smakon


something that must be taken, however also something that n-body else wants
“are you takin that smakon dude?”
“h-ll no! i’m not takin no smakon!”
“not takin that smakon? whos gonna be takin that smakon?”
“i dunno man, you should be takin that smakon”
“no takin smakon…takin….bacon.”

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