small asian man
a man who is far below average height, with asian heritage. he is usually seen wearing a penguin suit/tuxedo, and is found usually beside holes, collecting poo and doing various s-xual favours for whomever may own him.
gary- “dude, look over there! there is a small asian man doing a sh-t on that old guys lawn!”
phil- “yeah i know, he does favours for my dad, and in return he gets a good boinking up the rear from my tranny grandmother.”
gary- “i have seen it all now, you should think about counciling.”
small asian man- “herro, i have done now, can i have my pounding pwreese?”
phil- “no, now f-ck off back to your sc-mmy drain.”
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