Small-browsing
small-browsing is a method of “stealthy” web browsing for when incognito mode just doesn’t get you off. small-browsers drag the corners of the open web page inwards, creating an air-tight, sealed window for the discreet viewing of p-rnographic or otherwise nsfw material, typically in a public setting. while the majority of small-browsers small-browse in cl-ssrooms, they have also been known to partic-p-te in small-browsing within libraries during lunch or their personal time. please note that small-browsing should never occur in private, and should always be done without shame.
tim: hey, is that kid looking at p-rn?
joe: most likely. would you look at the size of his window? he’s totally small-browsing.
tim: golly, joe! you sure are observant! jeepers, no shame at all!
joe: no shame, no pain. that’s the motto.
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