small dick


a small d-ck is a d-ck under 3 or 4 inches. some ladies say they dont mind but it seems they do cause when i showed it to them they laughed so dont trust women when they say they dont want a guy with a big d-ck. a small d-ck is one that looks like a stump.
don’t laugh at me just cus i gots a small d-ck.
a guy whose p-n-s resembles that of a small boy, he gives the worst s-x ever and can’t please a woman. it feels like he is inserting a tampon into your v-g-n-. this is in no way -rg-smic.
” is it in yet?”
“thats like the little boy i change diapers for”
“hes such a waste of a hot guy because of his small d-ck”
a p-n-s that is small when compared to other guys. it resembles a little boy’s p-n-s especially if it has tiny b-lls to match.

a lot of girls like a small p-n-s because it is fun for them to play with and will still pleasure them without hurting them.
i have a small p-n-s and my girlfriend loves to play with it. she calls it her toy and loves when it is inside her.

guy in locker room: “dude, i never saw your d-ck before! my six year old brother has more meat than that!”

me: “dude, my girlfriend loves sucking it since it is small and cute. she also thinks my b-lls are fun to play with. i am so lucky to have a small d-ck that girls love!”
it is when your p-n-s is inserted into a womans v-g-n- and she can’t feel any thing.or when your d-ck keeps falling out of the womans v-g-n-.
amanda – is it in yet
chris – yeah im about to bust
amanda – are you serious i havent felt anything yet you have a small d-ck
chris – well im done, ive had my fun
amanda – well i dident i need a bigger man like richie, he never falls out
someone with a very small p-n-s.
the contents of dans pants is a small d-ck.
mike rowe from canada has a small d-ck, i should know
hey, aren’t you the guy who got sued by microsoft? you have a small d-ck!
a person who has a veryyyy small p-n-s.
erik erdmire has a small d-ck. i banged that mother f-cker last night… i thought it was his finger. thats awkward.

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