Small Penis Mobile
hummer h2
restore your manhood
the hummer h2 is the most popular small p-n-s mobile
a jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they’re much cooler than they really are (see punk–ss b-tch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small p-n-s.
small p-n-s mobiles are often complimented by a calvin p-ssing or “cowboy up” sticker in the back window.
i heard that dude that drives that small p-n-s mobile got beat up by his little sister.
any vehicle modified to stand out, whether by size, m-ffler noise, stereo, wheels, tinting, or stripes, so as to create the illusion of manhood and self worth in the midst of a pointless insecure primal existance. size and noise are the default mediums whereby those who have nothing to offer themselves or society can protest their own ignorance as if it were someone else’s fault.
i heard a loud m-ffler followed by screeching tires and turned to see the small p-n-s mobile.
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